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Also tf is wrong with y’all?? Folding as easily as a folding chair like damn. That’s a crazy bitch right there that possessed his own son to try and get the baddie’s attention

I love them so much

Sometimes my neuron activates when it’s not supposed to, and now instead of going “oh freaky that’s hot awooga” it went “my freaky unhinged king could’ve died if the dude added pressure in the middle part of the neck while cumming, cuz that might’ve squashed his trachea.” LIKE GIRL LET ME ENJOY THE SMUT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE MEDICAL STUFF

Rick bear and the glittery pink cum is so funny I’m crying

My samoyed on steroids was commanded to kill people for the first time. Their faces were covered so either the dude lied to him saying they were Felix’s parents or they actually were, but atm Seven didn’t even know Felix existed so it wouldn’t have mattered as much as it does now, in which he’s head over heels for the cuntiest man alive (can’t blame him cuz same) but he’s most likely the reason he’s an orphan

Despite me wanting him to be pregnant, in this very specific case, I actually like the idea of him being a normal beta with the qualities of a normal beta. Like enough of the “oop I’m actually a recessive omega” I want a “babe, I can’t push babies out of my asshole so let’s adopt if we want to in the future”

Now every Mugo wants his cookie and SO BAD I’m living for this

I KNEW IT WAS THEM BITCHES HOLY FUCK JUST PLEASE I BEG YOU DIE ALREADY LIKE PLEASE YALL LITERALLY HAVE THE HAIR(FUR?) COLOR OF THE USUAL DOOMED YAOI JUST LEAVE MY BABIES ALONE GODDAMN

I actually like the misunderstanding this time. Yeah, I usually go for the “WHERE TF IS THE COMMUNICATION WE HAVE MOUTHS FOR A REASON” comment, but that’s when it’s not well executed or they’re grown ass men.
This time, they’re both experimenting new feelings, be it positive or negative, and they are growing. A misunderstanding like this will only help them grow when it’s resolved. Plus if you think about it, the favt that they’re ok with fighting, means they’re a lot closer than they look. W use of the trope

Pause? What just happened? Why? I’ve never read something with a straight face unwillingly I usually hold back smiling now I’m just ????