But I still would’ve LOVED to hear Helm say “He’s not my subordinate, he’s my lover and you kidnapped him”
Alternatively smth more bratty
“Subordinate? Bitch keep my husband’s name out of your fucking mouth”
But boy when I tell you that car should’ve ran over him, hit reverse, then hit drive, reverse again, and then drive away I mean it with all my heart.
WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF NOW I’M JUST CRASHING OUT
“That’s straight up aura maxxing” (or some shit like that, I’m a zillenial)
But the sheer presence alone when the insects appeared followed by him extremely furious was straight out of a movie like I could even hear a tense bgm in my head that was so good
AND THE KISS BITCH IM CRASHING OUT
50% of the readers are like “aww they’re so cute! So freaky! I want what they have”
And I agree, but I’m part of the other 50%: JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING RING I BEG YOU PLEASE
I’m just pissed that he’s hiding his name from the MC from the MC’s under butt cheek. Like maybe there’s a reason but lies are a dealbreaker for me
Why is everyone saying he’s gonna get pregnant? Don’t get me wrong I’d love to see their puppies but as far as I remember this isn’t an omegaverse
Cuz I’m ready to let this marinate for a while
I just wand to see them happy again being comfortable and flirting around each other
Sir Mugo was sus af from the beginning. The jerk “where my hug at” Mugo is definitely the best (monster Mugo gives iPad kid vibe but he’s cute)
Also the theory of him having a sacrifice that’s identical to Jaheon is confirmed. Gummies pls protect my baby until Mugo comes and eradicates the evil spirits
Why do you want ML to beg/pine and be jealous, when he’s literally the sweetest dude alive. Even now, like despite MC releasing his pheromones while drunk and acting all cute and lewd, he held back (despite being a bit tipsy as well) and after much insistence, he jerked him off. No sex, no frottage, he just grabbed his dick and made him cum till he fell asleep.
On another note I just want to beat up the blonde I’m so tired of his ass
Isn’t it obvious that with the context in mind (yaoi, they’re about to fuck) ED is erectile disfunction?? like wdym eating disorder
Also said ED was cured real fast
Cuz honestly same, it was such a nice reread I feel cleansed
A while ago I read a theory saying that Guwon wasn’t a 100% human, and that anything that made him feel too alive, it hurt him
The kiss? He vomited
Sex? Bitch came in an instant and his nose started bleeding
But baby be a little bit smarter lord Mugo is literally a fucking god, he can easily kill the whole ass family for you just tell him