that feeling when the story you've been following for many years officially ends and now you're empty 'n you don't know what to do with life anymore...
I CAN'T this is literally my dad and my step-dad together back in the 90's, they were childhood friends and became "partners" (FWB) as young adults without knowing that both had crushes towards one another when they were kids
they were both being pussies and had a misunderstanding pretending they didn't like each other romantically so that caused a riff and they couldn't bare to touch bodies without ingraving in their minds the depravity of a lovelorn act spurred in the heat of the moment. ts has me ctfu *broken heart emoji*
my dad met my mum later on and they had me, I meaaaaaaaan if those gay arse weren't being losers this world wouldn't be the same without me duh anyway despite the inevitable pain it caused the both of them, my dad couldn't move on from farg number 2 so farg number 1 divorced my mum and embodied the quote-unquote "be who you areeeee be who you wanna beeee" leaving a single mum with 5 children to feed in the slums.
Dad AKA farg number 1 remarried and farg number 2 became my step-dad. They canoodled inside an inverted-rainbow colored house near the suburbs and they constantly visit us once a month. My mum wasn't even mad, she was like, "I knew that bitchass was gay the first night we spent together, he wanted to put it in my ass and thought women had semen coming out of their clitoris, happy for him tho"
I swear if this story ends up the same way as my dad's I will literally combust. And if you read this far and you believed me I'm sorry cuz I'm just spreading misinformation and made-up a random ass story while I'm AFK-ing in CRK for those juicy jellies teehehehe have a nice day/night ;3
What the hahhahahahahaha. I finished this comment
i might love you
you are a menace lmao
Oh man i knee it
LMFAOOOO
HONEYBEE? it looked like HoneyPEE to me...
Help i saw in the comments "his pee taste like honey" so I guess that's the reason it called HONEYBEE
me when I glaze somebody: his pee tastes like honey!!
MOONY I TRUST YOY ILOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T DIE OF POISON, GET KIDNAPPED BY A HOT DUDE IN THE FUTURE, OR GET A BOYFRIEND
MY SHAYLAAAAAAS I'M SO READY FOR MORE COMEDY GOLD 'N DRAMA TO UNFOLD ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
that cock cock-a-doodle-dooed as soon as it saw the light of Luke's hole
everytime he looks at his sunbae his eyes scream, "you are beauty, you are grace, can you please sit on my face"
yo I placed this brick months ago and now I come back to somebody throwing it at my face??? rude