my mom used to surround me with pillows bc i kept rolling off the bed while sleeping when i was kid... in the end, she started tying me to her waist with her shawl instead bc i rolled over the stacked pillows too
jaegeng might have to do that with dan but i'm worried that he might untie himself during one of his sleepwalks...










how tf is he stupid enough to blame his child for being born premature? as if the barely conscious fetus could control that shit (╯°Д °)╯╧╧