Every time I read this all I can think of is the lover boy scene from Dirty Dancing
Slut by birth virgin by choice
Me ong
i need this as a tramp stamp
ima borrow this lmaoooo
If someone called me their "spank bank" I would simply go into cardiac arrest and die because wtf even is that ??
LMFAOOO RIGHT I had to take a lap after that
FR I DROPPED THE PHONE ON MY FACE WHEN HE SAID THAT
A.... Lap?
They mean run 1 lap.
How could I just realize this is Sign's authorrr