“YOU'RE LIKE SOME BOUGIE 10-PLY TISSUE PAPER...SUPER FANCY, BUT IN EVERYONE’S ASS” I CHOKED-
grandma casually taking out a gift inside her jammies and pulling out her hearing aids took me out kajshshshshshshs i love herrrr
two things that amused me rn:
1. A comment with 150+ dislikes
2. the line “ IT'S AS IF THE SWEETEST OF CANDIES IS BEING RUBBED AGAINST ME”