
Bruh when your lover wants to have smexy bed talk but they suck at it so it sounds weird....
Lover boi: I love your brown leggings babe they make you look smexy wink* wink*
Babe: um.. my skin is brown tf...
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When your lover has a BIG as schlong (PFBAHAH) and they wanna put it in
Lover boi: plz ill make sure to do it right
You: (pulls a haruhi from ouran host club) No way in hell sempai!
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thats all thank you for your time ^^
He's like Bitch do you not here them fucking scurrying around the fucking roaches in theri no mother fucker.. hot boi's like yessss lest fuck with the scurrying roaches (fingers) mhm that would be exciting
Me: fuck this shit im OUT.