sherk puts his hot dick in y/n (not clickbait btw)
then y/n came as hard as niagra falls And he says to y/n Would you like to be pro fortnite gamers And y/n says…”y-y-yes maste.r…”
you became his swamp and his everything
your pussy and vagina is so wet it’s wetter than his swamp And then he says to u… “Im gonna make u as wet as my swamp” And pins u against the wall And says you are his princess now
fuck fartquadd actually no you decided to invite him for a 3some
And then donkey walks in…..and donkey is traumatized
“how dare you cheat on me sexy beast” exclaimed donkey
Shrek would say in tears in his eyes “BESTIE NO!! ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE……i..i can explain…” Donkey stomps on the ground “NO!! YOU DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN..I..I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!” y/n says “you mad bro..”
farquadd jacks off in the distance and cums at that sentence becasue it was so fucking hot
y/n notices farquadd and thinks “ew why did we invite him..hes ruining ME and shreks time..” y/n said that eating farquadds weave...farquadd then stops the music and goes over to donkey and says..”im sorry donkey..lets be bf and gf..” donkey says “OH MY GOD..REALLY..” farquadd gets on one knee and says “yes really..” and said that while pulling out a ring..
donkey decides to cheat on his hot dragon gf
hot dragon gf milf crashes through the door and she asks “wtf are you cheating on me whore ass”
donkey in shock replies “nodarling your vaginal is so big every time i put my donkey meat in you your vagina swallos me instead and i get covered in all your cum its torturious these are jsut fuckbuddies i swear” Farrquad walks in..dissapointed…...feeling….s-sad.. So you were cheating on me..this whole time..am I just an affair to you???bitcha ss
donkey stares in horror as shrek jacks off meanecingly in the background as he sticks his ginormous 17 inch ogre meat in y/n vagina
you moan furiou sly as hot milf dragon donkey and farquadd argues in the distance
Going back to farquadd..hot dragon milf says “i neevr loved u anyways..thats why i left for donkey………….farquadd cries even more...and turns into gaka depressed women HOT DRAGON MILF..IS..IS SHOCKED..”farquadd..i didnt know your form was so powerful…...put the gucci bracelets down..PLEASE...i cheated on u..but..i just..wanted to live..a good life..with..so ..so many terms..
donkey stares in horror as he gets more and more aroused frm this conversation because he is a fucking degenerate
Lord farquadd shows his final final from...a hot pro fortnite gamer with 420 kills each game and a pink gaming chair with pink cat headsets and a maidress he moans at the dragon milk with a smirk on his face and his cock throbbing
shrek makes y/n pregnatn in the backgorund Once again lord farquad is very powerful..and he says
“Yau fol yu underistmat mi!~!~!!!!!!!!!”
Since he is now a fortnite gamer his brain has gotten significantly smaller…
hot dragon milf wastes no more time as she opens her massive vagina capable of devouring 4 cities at once and masturbates at farquadd’s intense form
while donkey farquadd and hot milf dragon are having a intense 3some shrek fills your needy stomach with loads of ogre cum and you isntantly became pregnantt
y/n says “I THINK...M-MY WATER BROKE..” they both say “WHO IS THE FATHER?!?!”
shrek stares at you in horror and lust as your stomach starts expanding in an alarming rate You suddenly have the urge to take a huge donkey shit..and it turns out its not farquads or hot dragon milf or shreks or donkeys child...its..its actually..
imposter from the funny and popular game among us but then you wonder to yourself..what if its actually angry bird..from the funny movie..
hot dragon milf yells “no that should have been my kid!!! i should be the one to be fertalized with shreks hot ogre cum!!”
“you idiot we dont even know whos cum fertalized y/n” yelled donke
within only 2 minutes y/n stomach became so infleeted you look 9 maonths pregnent even if it has only been 2 minutes since shrek plaented his hot seed insede you
speaking of shred his dick is still plungad into your wet vAgina the 17 inches poking at the tartaglias brain and you wonder if the child will be deformed later on because of the giant cock thats curringly spearing you alive
“oh my god” y/n moans loudly as shrek continues to fuck you hard despite you being 9 months pregnant as everyone else watches with their dick in their hands and hot milf dragons claws in her ginat scaley vagina “Shrek...i didnt think..that” shrek i think..that..we should breka up.. Shrek says “WHY..BUT..WERE JUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS” “You are a horrible baby care taker…….donkey told me...and..and..i have to be responsible” Shrek with tears in his eyes takes out his pulsing cock of y/n and then hot ogre cum goes everywhre in the rokm”i cant fucjing belive this” SHREK..N-NO..the warmth y/n felt but now y/n was just a cold sack of flesh..
“think of the child,.....,,” y/n moans as farquadd cums on your face
y/n says “nofarquadd, go away..because i have a child to take care of…” y/n said and y/n epic ninja legend among us yoshi imposter jumped away with the child like in jojos bizarre adventure cause the reference and i thought abt that and and continuing on with the story….y/n holds her tartaglia...while crying..”i wish i never said that about shrek..”y/n tears shredded so bad that tartaglia was drinking them..tartaglia then speaks his first words…”ma..mama..miwky..”
y/n llokks at the tartaglia and says “son listen you r mother is very kinky so if you drink from me ill get turned on ok”tartaglia speaks his second words “i..am..the least..adept..with..th-the bow.. So i...mu..must practice it..”y/n says “what do u mean..u r just a baby..”
he looks at you and runs off to find a bow to to pratice because he is a tryhard at life
later when he is 6 years old he will be forced to eat cement because je is a losr and ginger and white boybut back to the mains tory y/n becomes depresed that her tartaglia ran off to practice bows and bang 6000 year old gods because you left shrek to take care of the tartaglia but motherfucker really said adios 4 minutes after hes born but anyways tarfaglia grew up to be a sexy hot dilf who got the sexier god or something dilf with him….mf so lucky
y/n mourns the loss of your child(e) as you go back to the homely swamp that you once shared with your husband and sexiest ogere in the area…..shrek Moving on to tartaglias story.. Tartaglia was trying to be adept with a bow..and hes beating up hulihcurls and he sees a hot..sexy...dilf..tartaglia flustered like a dog just like his mother says “u-u-u-u--uuh..bark..uh..uh..senpai..uhm..uhm..uwu daddy..ooh..aa” the hot sexy dilf smiles and says “my name is johng lee… and im like 6000 or something years old its barely elaborated on so i have no diea” “dont worry youre so sexy ahahaha~~~
Bruh.....why? WHY. Istg for the past 2 years i have had absolutely no interest in no-one (other than fictional characters :_| ) . But then this fucker decides to hello themselves right into my life. They even said that they liked me and shiz like a year ago and now they keep trying to talk to me. I mean ig i like them a bit but if we do get together...wtf am i going to do/talk about???? the only thing i do is watch anime, cry abt my toxic family at 4 am, ( my brain decides to remember all the bad shit they do at that time for some reason) and read manga/books/bl. Why tf do they even like me? its not for my look for sure bc i look like a donkey and a squirrel in one. Its not for my personality bc i don't have one. So like..what. I'm sorry if this doesn't make any sense its 2am leave me alone. Plus i'm not mentally ready for a relationship but at the same time am? I'm rlly starting to think that i only like him bc i'm in desperate need for affection.So i read fluffy books and other stuff that makes you go "fuck. i rlly want that " and then I imagine that all ppl are like the ppl in the books (all the gooey gooey love and romantic shit) and they really aren't but then i start fantasizing and everything becomes a blur. It makes me feel lonely and want a relationship. but at the same time i rlly don't want one bc that takes so much effort. I barely wake up in the morning bc i sleep at 6am ( my brain suddenly decided that for some reason and won't let me sleep anytime sooner) and having to worry abt a person 25/8 seems draining. i just don't know what to do. I do really like talking to them though. They're a pretty neat specimen. And i know that we could just stay friends but we both sorta like each other so idk? and on top of all of that im having a gender identity crisis. So UGH. why did i have to go outside that day. :|
did are you patriotic
