i love them so much but i’m so damn single so i hate them

I will never get used to his monster c*ck, not that i'm complaining

the audacity of my standards for a relationship to get this high

IM NOT READY. I REFUSE/DENY THE COMPLETE TAG. I NEED TO SEE THEM BE HAPPY

what i got from this story was: one of them loved dick so much he ran away. the other one loved dick so much he became a stalker. 7/10