
I think I just ovulated holy cow , i understand why the Israelites made a golden calf the second Moses left to get the Ten Commandments , I’d commit idolatry AND adultery with those tits so damn hard
For sure! I didn’t think I was into man boobs until I went to Italy and say an employee at the port with beautiful black hair and absolutely GODLIKE pecs like holy shit, I caught myself drooling…
Uhm anyways lemme know if you start lactating from having your titties sucked every day! If u do then id be glad to help your girlfriend out with managing it teehee
I am the most sane and clear minded I’ve ever been. I’m pretty sure just the thought of drinking Milton’s juice straight from the tap is curing my malnutrition and brain fog. I’m lactose intolerant but I’d still cosplay at Spencer Shay from that one weird baby scene in iCarly if that’s what it takes to get a sip
I’d take one for the team and gladly sub in for Milton in that terrifying machineHUH what who said that must’ve been the wind. Climate change is getting crazy these days.
Well said soldier! Salute for your sacrifice...Huh, the wind has been getting rougher these days...
"climate change" is crying me. Yass soldier get it
*FRYING