I’d take one for the team and gladly sub in for Milton in that terrifying machineHUH what who said that must’ve been the wind. Climate change is getting crazy these days.
If there's anything you wanna share, anything on your mind, anything weighting down on you, whether you're looking for an answer to something, advice or just want to vent about it, leave it here. I'm hoping people will also answer to it cause sometimes even a message or a thought from a stranger can help a lot. No judging whatsoever, this is a ment......
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I need a dommy mommy or poundable malewife stat what’s taking so long?
I think I just ovulated holy cow , i understand why the Israelites made a golden calf the second Moses left to get the Ten Commandments , I’d commit idolatry AND adultery with those tits so damn hard
Alexa play literally any Mitski song
Ts is so sad bro, who’s gonna tell him this is a BL
I NEED HIS HOUSE OF CARDS TO TOPPLE, I NEED THE FINALE TO BE HIS BODY TO SLOWLY BURN IN A HOUSE FIRE!!! PLEASE ITS THE ONLY REASON IM READING THIS DAMN THING
OK. Is he Jesus Coded? Cut the yaoi and get back to God.
But then i remembered im sitting right next to my mom, so… im good. Reading this alone is already gross enough.
1: harass them. Persistence is key! Make alts if you have to 2: threaten to kill them 3: ??? 4: make out in the park Idk how that worked honestly
kids these days. They’re so busy inventin’ new pro-nouns and eating aborted babies they’ve forgotten the way of the Lord. When I was a young’un, we didn’t do no “hook-up’s” or nothin like the hell-bound queers these days. We’d go behind the barn on Sunday and bend over our brother (in Christ of course.) We still ain’t no sodom......
An image of the extensive list of lovely options is in my (silent_wisp) comment, and here’s the original source if you want further information https://archive.org/details/the-homosexual-society-1962/page/n3/mode/1up
I might’ve maybe accidentally almost moaned when she put her fingers in but that’s unrelated The physical therapy the doctor mentioned after is also mostly internal, like huh? It hurt when you put two fingers in so you want me to put more things in?? You want me to go to physical therapy so they can put a VIBRATING WAND INSIDE MY VAJAJAY?? I di......
I was filling out some paperwork for my counselor’s other practice bc insurance, and I noticed that in this one’s “about me” it mentioned a stint in Hollywood Obvi I asked about it and apparently he worked on Spider-Man: into the spider-verse, the Lego movie, two hotel Transylvanias, and a bunch of other noteworthy others I don’t remembe......
The following lyrics are from songs written by a Harvard professor in the 50s and 60s. “ Por… Nographic pictures I adore, Indecent magazines galore, I like them more If they're hardcore.” “ Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism ......
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MY PRONOUNS ARE U.S.A!!!! CAWWWWW
I’m SO bad at expressing myself. I’m also terrible at like… well, my dad called it “empathizing”. I thought I knew what that was, but now I’m kinda confused. People always seem kinda disappointed when I try to acknowledge their heavy feelings. I’m so bad actually that my family has started politely encouraging me to stay home from fun......