Just woke up from a nap I can’t remember what day of the week it is, a guest I dunno is downstairs, and my dad woke me up by yelling at me through gritted teeth in his black accent, which is how you know he’s EXTRA mad ‘cause he’s only a quarter black I woke up halfway and didn’t want to piss him off by asking him what i was supposed to......
Guess who has two thumbs and just got jumpscared by explicit sh pics!!! I wasn’t expecting to see that today gee whiz :’) Anyways anybody have anything interesting to distract me? I’m desperate haha
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Stuck my cock in a blender now I just have a clit RIP
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My mommy got my ears pierced at the British equivalent of a Claire’s when I was three months old. Would actually recommend
I found out I probably have a chronic illness and my big sister sat me down and told me if I end up becoming infertile because of it, she would be glad to be a surrogate if I ever wanted kids. That’s so sweet, but it’s crazy how she’s simultaneously willing to carry my child for nine months and won’t even go downstairs to get me a glass of......
I read Venus in Furs, and I thought it was cool, but I don’t have anyone to talk about it with even though the book is free online through the Gutenberg project :( It’s a story written by a malesub with a long list of fetishes talking about his mock marriage with a woman who he REALLY wants to beat him into a pulp And did I mention it was wri......
My cat just tickled my left asscheek. I don’t really know how to feel about it. Just kinda disturbed, I think.
But like… I’m actually not good enough just imagine, for a moment… 5’10, blond, adorable, universally agreed to be attractive, head in the clouds, sweet, always excited to see you, aspiring missionary pilot, helps in childcare at church for fun, sociable but not overbearing, shy bean, farmer’s boy. HOW. How could someone be more perfect......
