My cat just tickled my left asscheek. I don’t really know how to feel about it. Just kinda disturbed, I think.
But like… I’m actually not good enough just imagine, for a moment… 5’10, blond, adorable, universally agreed to be attractive, head in the clouds, sweet, always excited to see you, aspiring missionary pilot, helps in childcare at church for fun, sociable but not overbearing, shy bean, farmer’s boy. HOW. How could someone be more perfect......
Would they, like… shove a tampon up their ass? Or would they prefer pads? Menstrual cups? Does the pink tax apply to secondary genders? Does heat coincide with irl ovulation? If they don’t menstruate are they even part of the Homo genus? They’re gay it’d make sense for them to be homos right guys I’m 2400 mg of Ibuprofen and 1950mg of Tyl......