Maybe we've been having lightsaber dicks for sooo long that some of us forgot what a real- i mean redrawn dick looks like so it came off as too shocking. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
Wtf after saying you'll remember his bday forever??? This is gonna hurt our poor baby, make him feel lonely and abandoned, and he'll probably say thay he'll never trust anyone to be around ever again
omyghaaad!!! Why can't he just say he has a partner already?? Partner can imply either male or female anyway so I really don't see the problem with saying bro. I'm taken. I have a kid. I'm not interested. Fuck off.
I'm not crying, you're crying! ╥﹏╥