
Dafuq, chap3 is a load of bullshit lol how can he not be traumatized and scared of his predator? ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

Probably adult people always set their priorities straight. They get rid of traumatized distractions and focus on bettering your life and leaving the clutter at the door. As you can observed the uke wants the seme to have a job seriously . Really big difference to emotional teenage people like us.
Just my theory tho

...I guess 'cause he was such a natural ambitious go-getter that, that hiragana resume traumatized him even more than the predator?
It's obviously a parody, don't expect it to make sense.

Wtf is that a legit first aid for swollen dicks? Lmao

Well if you do it long enough the internal pressure should eventually be released leading to a reduction in swelling. And the bonus feature of this procedure is that it has been show to lead to accelerated endorphin production that can alleviate pain. Strictly a humanitarian act. For medical purposes. Really.
is it the 1st of fuckin april???!!! nooOo???? then tis nOT fuNNY AND IT WONT BE FUNNY ON APRIL 1ST EITHER ヽ(`Д´)ノ
LMAO.