talk about a toxic situationship damn. imagine dying as an evil mastermind cause u couldn’t help but yearn lol
in season 3
they fuck once at the very beginning and once again near the end to cast off the yin/yang/divine punishment/obstruction/whatever bullshit they’re calling it.
don’t get me wrong, i also love to see a fugly twink lose. but this shit is out of the frying pan and into the fire
yeah man i’m SURE you’re just gonna go back to canada with no fuss once 4 months are up like im SURE it’s just a fling to you lmfaooooo
at first i was like they deserve each other but the top is genuinely miserable lol
he was fucking bleeding from his ass yesterday and today u wanna stick that thing in him again? didn’t bother to ask if he was ok, or even apologize? just an absolute shitshow
the previous kings were puppets of the council. if they held all the power, there had to be a reason to keep the king as a figurehead. which is obviously because they run dragon temples, and the king is believed to be the bloodline of the dragon.
the people won’t accept anyone on the throne who isn’t descended from that bloodline. so what the fuck is the duke’s plan for after they kill the king? your main seat of political power (the temple) is disgraced. you’ve got a shit ton of new vassal states that you don’t have any leverage over. the people don’t recognize you as a legitimate ruler and you don’t have an army. it’s gonna be the fastest dissolution of a kingdom in history lol
also why hasn’t the king bought out the newspapers? the council can’t undermine your competency without damaging their own legitimacy, and the “strategic genius” can’t use this to his advantage? they frame you and send a cease and desist and you’re just like, “damn they got us”
for that matter, why are they all so scared of the poison? it needs to be ingested and smells very strongly. and there’s no fucking way the duke could force the king to eat it, not when they needed to trick a servant to poison the prince’s not-yet-true regas. the antidote doesn’t matter because your greatest advantage is that the council thinks you don’t know about the poison. just pretend to get sick and take advantage of their complacency like christ i thought you were supposed to be smart
“this’ll be over in a month”? yeah fucking right lol. the two “masterminds” are fucking boneheads
your plan to get your same-sex crush to like you back was…. uh…. to make him think you were homophobic???
dude seeing them both in wedding robes when they don’t even come up to the shoulders of the adults around them
shoulder width of a roblox character. if it’s gonna be bara at least give me big hairy men bro
i knew as soon as they called each other childhood frenemies
the official translation of the sfx for playing with his clit (ch2) is “bingle bingle”. u cannot make this shit up. bingle bingle in the middle of the first scene. everytime i see vaginal fingering its gonna run through my mind: bingle bingle.
FUCK
i swear i don’t remember them pushing hotaru and matsuoka last time i read this
you’re getting MARRIED? to WHO? WHY? because you’re a WHAT? how long have you been dating? YOU WEREN’T? it’s because you’re PREGNANT? and it’s HIS?
and all in the span of like 4 months i’d be faint
