Waitttt I only now realized he's rock hard during that phone call lmaoooo
Phew, good thing he randomly materialized right behind him at this crucial moment
Homeboy saw that group picture and sprinted all the way there lmao
He really just had to open his mouth and ruin it LMAO, not me waiting 1.5 years for the smash just to get edged, I have to laugh so I don't cry
I'm into some fucked up shit but licking puke is where I draw the line
Jizz doesn't taste like skin, jizz tastes like bitter booger, sorry to break it to you pussy doesn't taste like skin either, it's slimy, salty and a bit tangy. I swear these authors have never had sex in their lives
Hubby will freak tf out when he gets tired of side piece and comes back thinking she'll just forgive him just to see she scored a loaded young hottie meanwhile and doesn't want him anymore. I can't wait~
Nice. Now yeet yourself off that fancy skyscraper. Do a flip while you're at it
Such a waste, hubby was kind of a hottie in high school. I guess he was one of those who peaked there and never grew up
Well I can at least get on board MC healing on his own and learning to be fine ALONE before they get back together, otherwise he hasn't really learned the skills he really needs to live a fulfilling life
