Aww your daddy just wanted to make up for the wasted years he wasn't with you when you were a toddler
Also, I don’t blame him. I’m not gonna let my toddler wave around a wooden sore so he could knock himself out. They have soft heads or something. I don’t know I don’t have kids, but at what age do their heads become hard that you don’t have to worry about squishing their brains? Also, he’s a taller, I don’t allow sticks unless it has like one of those foam covers on it. That’s dangerous! He’s a toddler.
I petition for oscar to be skinned alive with his disease ridden d in his mouth
I cannot with the yearning stares man. Lord me when???
I cannot with the yearning stares man. Lord me when???
I'm not even a guy but even i know that third leg of his too close to the fangs is an accident waiting to happen
Noooo tell me this stretches on to 500 chapters tell meeeeeee ಥ╭╮ಥ
Not me imagining the umbilical cord dangling from the bedroom to the balcony yo wtf surely not
I IMAGINED THE SAME PICTURE OMG AHAHAHA