"my dream is to become unemployed!"
"that dream ended when you became my daugther"
A real conversation i had with my father TT
that true, I can bet my life that my father will say those exact words to me.
FEDERAL DOOSHIK YESS GIVE ME 20 OF THIS YUM YUM
federal
FERAL FERAL**** pls it was 2 am
TUPAC BACK TUPAC BACK THAT’S ALL THIS BITCHES SCREAM AT TUPAC BACK(in all seriousness TUPAC BACK, yall dont understand how happy i am that the queen herself is back and my blue eye pretty princess
the age gap between the oldest and youngest is going to be tremendous
do you guys think that the white cat and black cat are his parents?
But I mean the black cat if I remember said something abt that they aren't his parents or something like that to the white cat but honestly I've been thinking about that too tbh.
i read this in less than 2 hours
i love both of the mc’s ☹
now i understand men when they say they hate blue balls