lemme guess, sex then some drama and a little bit of personality change and the moment everyone's been waiting for, "and they lived happily ever after, the end"
if I was nakyum I'll legit scream at his face and say "don't use ur face you damn motherfucking lord, king, master whatever u are!", because I'll probably forget he can kill me with a snap of a finger
man I kinda don't feel sad for the uke at all, his legit the definition of the saying "learn to appreciate what you have before time makes you appreciate what you had"
do you just ever want to have sex with someone to feel the pleasure they are feeling but at the same time you don't wanna loose ur virginity and stay a holy untouchable virgin btch?
something similar happened to me and the girls were speaking in japanese while insulting how I look so I looked over to them and told them "you really think I'll live in Japan and not understand japanese? don't be a stupid barbie" lmao their reaction was priceless
"please save me from evil" so uhm dude what do u want god to do? separate ur soul and body? cuz boi YOU ARE THE EVIL