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Bro entered a bar, grabbed a bottle of expensive whiskey off the bar, asked his object of pursuit (uno) to jerk off in front of him, when denied, ripped the metal leg off a chair and then proceeded to beat the shit out of randos, shot people dead, got covered in blood and then again asked uno to jerk off what the fuck he’s so entertaining and convincingly acts like someone raised by mafia.

Joohwan and Sihyun aren’t really all that weird it’s just that you need to know that they act like they don’t need the bdsm etiquette because neither of them have done this (bdsm, or even sex, since both lost their virginity to each other (atleast acc the novel)) before while fully believing that their partner is a whore/someone used to bdsm culture. They are SO wack.

Also finally joohwan will sort of realize that the reason sihyun thinks he has a partner and is cheating on that supposed partner with him is because joohwan wears a ring to pretend he’s with someone and sihyun doesn’t know it’s pretend. They are soooo WACK.

‘No I don’t remember you from school I just know we’re shipped together based off of nothing’ lol

What an interesting start! I love the two character already. I like when past associations are revealed early because instead of building upto ‘this person has been in love with their object of interest forever without them knowing about it’ it feels like two people who are on equal understanding of their shared past taking a steady path towards each other. I’M SO PUMPED FOR THIS.

*kneeling demurely* ‘because of me, they totally freaked out! T_T hiks. So now I’m on my knees begging >.< ’ bro is so down bad this is funny as hell.

I can’t believe this is the same person behind ‘isn’t it good’ how do you go from writing something so healthy to creating something this ass.

Guy who loved his dead boyfriend so much that in his grief he got drunk, stole his corpse and then instead of being able to bring him back like he wanted to, dismembered the corpse in drunken oblivion, somehow attached parts of his dead boyfriend’s body to three strangers, brought them back, all the while patches of his dead boyfriend’s body parts are turning a necrotic grey on the three strangers. (We see that the first dude’s skin has visible stitches and greying skin on the chest where the heart would be under, the guy with his boyfriend’s face has a grey head, and I shudder to think what the asshole’s second dick look like. Thankfully it was a lightsaber due to censorship). Where even are the desecrated remains of his boyfriend? The rest of his body minus the head, the dick and the heart? What the fuckkkk

Just to check up on him after his place got broken into and his mom called you to go see if he’s fine and suddenly here comes your junior mr.homotron 2000 half asleep kissing your friend’s (former crush’s) neck going ‘good morning hyung~’ yeah I would pass from shock out too.

Why is uno driving a bike in the middle of a desert. Do bikes even work on sand dunes? Did enzo look up where his bike was and individually pick the petals to put in his gas tank? Does America unironically have mid-desert saloons named ‘the Wild West saloon’? Can you steal vital info through a single kiss? fuck I’m laughing so hard. Both here and in red candy Hanse’s depiction of America is so stereotypical it becomes camp and it’s so fun. I’ll gladly suspend my disbelief to go along with this. Also Lorenzo Stefano really is a two first names name but once again, I’m glad I’m not Italian so I don’t feel too irked by it and I’ll continue suspending my disbelief to read given how fun uno/enzo dynamic is.

The dread of what the fucker (former director(?), dude who is jealous of Andrew) is gonna do to mess their work up I’m on the edge of my seat. (Also it’s lowkey funny that Luke and Andrew both are possessive and a bit obsessed with each other but both feel weird about it.)