I wish I was a man so that I can get absolutely buttfucked until I lose my sanity by the gay bitch next door with mommy milkers the size of America's war crimes. I too want to be asphyxiated beyond oblivion until my cum turns into blood. Bonus points if the plastic bag decapitates me while I reach my climax.
I- this. This is what would truly send an Edwardian child to its death bed. Still getting my upvote tho
GOODNIGHT
This is so fucking hilarious
never do that shit with a plastic bag it can kill you
I was expecting a chocolate fountain, but I'll settle for this, I guess. Kinda sad that when people squirt, they do it out of their penis/vagina and never out of their asshole. Let them turds free people, like c'mon... It'll be so fun. Minus IQ author :/
WHATTTF
STOOOOOPPPPPP
HELP IS THIS SATIRE
YOU NEED TO DO TIME NOWWW
WDYM disappointed I mean I wouldn't blame you tho
HELP..?
I’M CRYINGGGG??
You crazy
choco fountainjail
From when did poking pepper gives you anemia effect? New trend? (^^)
chocolate fountain???? foul
ERM WHAT THE FLIP
The world should be more open to polyamorous relationships, cause wtf is this shit. Jooin shouldn't be gatekept cause that shit is so embarrassing. I would rather see Jooin get fucked by Yawhi while Cain fucks Yawhi, then a sloppy love triangle where bitches keep chasing everybody around.
Someone commented earlier, ''I dont know but I noticed how pretty the uke is in the imagination of the seme.'' Yea, cause he's not pretty in real life. This confirms my suspicion, that the uke is not the prettiest uke out there. He's no Dan or Nakyum. But, he still got that ass. It must be a design flaw that made him so ugly. Not his fault. He's still fuckable, so.... I mean, rapists would fuck anything that moves these days.
Good lord. Look at him wearing that sexy skull mask!! I really want Jake to publicly humiliate my pussy in front of the gang members while me and Shin engage in sodomy.
STOOOP WHY DO PPL IN HERE HAVE NO SHAME
i aspire to be as open and confident as you
I can't believe you've done this. Consider yourself *kinkshamed*ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
i beg ur pardon
My condolences on the stillborn. You can grow another one in 9 months no problem, so don't be so sad, uke. I can't see you like that. I want the seme's dick in me for black friday, but I know it's not a good time to say that.
I sooooooooooooo want a lap dance by Jake while he's oiled up all over. I can't! I want his oily buttcheeks on my face while I fondle his testicles from underneath. I don't know why the author chose to make him a police officer or whatever, when he could've been a sexy little stripper for lonely and desperate women such as I.
LMAO this comment. The dream of dreams, now I can’t unsee it.
this comment has me cackling...real ig
I FEEL THE SAME WAY UGDCKHWDVSGAD
Down bad
woman calm down
this is the funniest comment ever ur the funniest person alive i don't even know u but i love u
Why is this givng that one TikTok guy
Just give me one chance! Just one chance to suck the seme's dick.... That'd be my first white dick ever. Too bad, he's now taken. Why couldn't you be straight??? But, I still support this couple, hehe. I'll just vicariously live through the uke.
Boi wth
PAUSE
Don't let him being taken stop you~! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
They Korean so your safe not white
ya’ll are so weird… freak..
I WANTED TO DOWNVOTE THIS SHIT
Weirdo
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
LMFAOOOAAOOO
Forget camping, don't ever go out in the world again!