The Shota Boy got into a relationship right after he got potty trained. Instead of pooping in his diapers, he started cumming on the sheets. Meanwhile, Mr.Rich Guy became a parent overnight! Now he has one more mouth to feed! But instead of food, he feeds the baby cum, an endless supply of ejaculation! If I was the baby boy, I would be furious! humph! No wonder the child is as skinny as Eugenia Cooney, he's not getting enough nutrition! Rest in peace in advance, boy.
Bro was really hiding that badussy in a school uniform. This is so hawt tho. It reminds me of the time my uncle accidentally left a condom inside my rectum. (づ￣ ³￣)づ
dont you hate when that happens :/, like clean up after yourself old man! Oi oi oi !
WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck
WGATT
DUDE WHAT
Wait your uncle don't did what?!
If I ever fell like this in front of big brother and my pants split in half right in front of his face, I would literally start levitating at the speed of light until my poossay was in big brother's mouth. Wasted opportunity mo guan. （￣へ￣）
WHAT ?!?!
HUH?! what tf
Yeah, kinda disappointing that Mo Guan can't levitate at the speed of light in an upward motion and land in the mouth of Big Brother :/ Dropped.
little mo is too shy (▰˘◡˘▰)
AMEN!!!!!
Bruh its still 8 am and its still so early to say this but this made my day lol
If there's a hole, there's a goal. If it's gaping, I'm raping.
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The only thing Yaowhi's claiming is a one way ticket to a maximum security prison cell.
HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
HELP
These primitive idiots really went out and done that! Horny bitches deserve no rights. And they're built like gorillas too. Double whammy! Real advice: Why don't you animals go back to the jungle and spend your life fucking other little monkeys!!??? Also, while you guys are at it, go suck on a caterpillar's dick, horny ass gorillas!!!!
my man
Bro