how could he possibly think about anything else my brain would just be repeating “i gave birth to eggs i gave birth to eggs” all day
getting down on one knee and saying “you’re not a prostitute” how romantic <3
mc should have just killed that evil fucker when he had the chance fucking dumbass
i still think he should just die or at least go to jail or something
i love the redhead. i hate planet boy, i hope he falls for the redhead and stops harassing the mc.
Definitely not happening but you keep manifesting
i will
this is so peak for now. i love mc so much but i know im still gonna be annoyed when they eventually get together for real. going from always having control over your own body to losing control over some pheromones must be a terrifying experience.
i don’t know why i remember this so differently but looking back ashe and his college friend are like really disgusting and awful people
“If he asks me why i’ve been avoiding him… I’ll end up telling him I like him.” and it’s the first words that come out of his mouth i’m dead
i would like some milk please