Gonna be violently sick after reading this, everything about this was too cute.
This omegaverse makes me want to commit some serious war crimes. God it felt so hopeless and it would have been better for all the omegas to band together and start building bombs and just blow up things.
This man is funny, I need a compilation of every outlandish thing this man has ever said
Older brother: I was just tryna teach him a lesson
Ml: welll damn I didn't know you were a teacher!
He is sooo unserious, everything that comes out of his mouth is gold! The" you look like a pregnant crane and I want to mate with you" gurrlll
Stabbing someone with a crab claw is exactly why I'm here! I love them, They are so unapologetically corny and unserious.
Oh my heart, I cannot bear to see tiny creatures in pain the panel with his tiny paws and tiny toe beans.
Nah...what an ass, someone show me where he found all that fking audacity to talk shit about mc like that? This chapter gave me PTSD and prolly a spike in my blood pressure . The anger I felt!
Ugh I'm so down bad for Adam. He's so hot, no words.
It should be illegal to name hot characters with names such as Godfrey Montana! I've made peace with the sheldons and rockys but my brain cannot process Godfrey Montana
Funniest shit I've read this week! 10/10 for being creative with the bluetooth butthole plot.
Fr and the eating part I mean it's not everyday you come across this