I want to wrap dan up in a soft blanket, put him in the back of my car, and drive him directly to a trauma therapist that specializes in EMDR and anticipatory grief
The way my eyes immediately rolled into the back of my head as soon as i saw that face he makes my stomach twist up like I’ve just eaten a pack of rancid rotisserie chicken that’s been sitting in a hot car soaking in milk for 3 days
positive thoughts maybe dan will drown him
Lmfaooo
This had me wheezing
Love you for this lmaoooo