I’m not done with the story yet, but I just had to come here and say Subaru is the CUTEST FREAKING CINNA-ROLL EVERRRR. Kirara from “Ashita wa Docchi da!” was to be #1 for me (for a long ass time). He’s #2 now. That hurts, but I can’t deny that Subaru takes the cake.
Anyone have any Recs for other stories where the Uke is like Subaru—awkward, misunderstood, cute as a button?
Unpopular opinion, maybe, but I enjoyed this set of stories. The first one was DRENCHED in rape and sexual assault—like, what???! It was almost every damn chapter.
THIS set was better. Even with the Pedo Doctor. I will say that blaming your pedophilia on “your first love”—aka a child—is a bitch move. Nah, mfer, you been liking children; it was dormant. Don’t blame that on a child, a sick one at that. But I’m glad the boy grew up and is a big, burly guy and they got together. I will say my favorite parts were when the Doctor kept getting his ass knocked out every time he looked around. Then his BF ended up punching his ass out too. Hilarious.
I loved Ran, Keitetsu (sp??), his Dad and Seisuke. I loved how their stories blended with each other. The roommate and Sai were cute. And the Demon Lord and Hero story was really good! They honestly needed another story though.
“His sleeping habits are worse than ‘A’ walnut’s.” I sat here for 5 minutes, staring out in space, wondering how in the high heaven does a walnut sleep, before I realized Chi Young was talking about his BG’s son, Walnut.
**Okay honestly, I only realized it when I kept reading. Maybe I forgot the son’s name, but I don’t remember it being Walnut, so I feel like an idiot .**
What gofer hole did this red-headed bitch crawl out from???
Is it just me or does it seem like the Author completely and utterly and literally forgot about this bitch (and the fact that she was {probably} mentioned in the beginning) and went, “Oh yeah! There was this one….” and decided to drop her down wherever and make her a total psycho??? And now Lass brings in a new one (who’s so rightfully pitiful and adorable that I wanna protect her), when she (as in Lass) is obviously sexually frustrated and wants the Emperor Jevon/Gephon/Jeffon/Jephon/Geffon to ravage her body…..So…..is it just me?
TL/DR: Happy you updated and happy to be reading this again. Everyone who hurt Malaki, may their genitals be eaten and their asshole be burned with hot pokers. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year. Can’t wait for the next update!! <3
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I just read the recent chapters. I read a LOT and have a bunch of tabs open. I saved this for last. It’s been sitting in a tab by itself for a while lol—since you uploaded them actually—ready and waiting to be read. I’m so glad to be reading this again. It’s silly, but when I saw it updated…the way I screamed the scream I screampt, you would’ve thought someone was trying to murder my dogs.
Speaking of murder….
Everyone who has hurt Malaki (sp??) in the past, the present, and if in the future, I hope they get the Prometheus punishment for all eternity and even in every life they reincarnate in. But I don’t want it be their livers. I want it to be their genitals. And I want the Eagles to eat a centimeter of their genitals every hour, until it’s all gone—in front of them, while their immediate families (if they have them) watch. There genitals regenerate the next day and the Eagles come back and do it all over again. While that’s happening, they have hot pokers shoved up their asses that are never pulled out and always lava hot.
I know someone might be thinking, “Well, what about their extended families and what if some or all those family members are innocent?” I’d like to think I’m a fair person so, if there are innocent people in their families, then instead of punishment, then I wished them to have the most boring, colorless, and mundane life forever. No fun. No good food. No music. No sex. Nothing.
I think that’s all. Well, that was the only punishments I could say without being banned for being gruesome and psychotic.
Anyway, can’t wait for the next update!











TL/DR: Good story so far. Love Gio. Hate the Auntie Cunt and her POS Fuck Boy. I just really wish Minjo would mouth off and be sassy to them and even Gio like Heeseong does with Chi-Young from “Don’t Mess With The Puppy”. I couldn’t be in Minjo’s shoes. With my mouth, my temper, and my mentals, I would’ve been killed in after Chapter 2 from mouthing off so much. Especially with his bad luck and the kinda life he has. I’d say fuck it and just be a bitch.
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Okay….I know realistically, Minjo is acting how a lotta people would. But…..I know me and my mouth and my mentals and the fact that I don’t take my meds for a time period or two. I would’ve been killed the second I met Gio. My mouth would’ve gotten me killed if I didn’t die by the hands of that Auntie Cunt and her POS Fuck Boy bc I mouthed off.
I would’ve snitched on them so fucking QUICK.
AND I would’ve been grateful to stay with Gio and gotten the FUCK outta dodge away from those two. Just seeing their faces makes me want to smash my head through a wall. I would’ve beeeeeeeeeeeen told Gio about them. And about how that POS keeps putting his hands on me and trying to fuck me. Yep. Would’ve watched Gio break their ankles and everything. With a SMILE on my face. No joke. No lie. No kidding. I would try to even tame Gio. Make sure I cuddle up to him and love him. Be grateful for paying off my debts, getting me outta that hell hole and away from the trash cans (Aunti Cunt and Fuck Boy). And he bought me a cellphone too?? I’d be cooking his dinner, running his bath water, and cuddling (and more) with him whenever he wants me to.
Btw….is it just me or does anybody else wish Minjo would mouth off or get sassy with Gio and the trash cans like Heeseong does with Chi-Young from “Don’t Mess With The Pooch”?? I think Heeseong’s personality spoiled me bc I’m just ACHING for Minjo to just be mouthy and bitchy.