Danny Phantom's Favorite

I’m very opinionated and I don’t take things seriously

I put zero effort into my schoolwork and just assume it’ll all work out for me lol

My toxic trait is thinking I have no toxic traits.

I'm arsenic

One of my friends rubbed my cheek were I got a bruise because I just came back from a fight, and I felt all tingly inside, then I realized I had a boner. Then I had to go to the bathroom to solve my “problem”, I was so ashamed of myself.

my friend accidentally kicked my leg at the lunch table and i moaned, i thought they’d all ignore it but they didn’t. They all stared at me and i had to just apologise and be like "ahah, why did that sound so weird" and aggressively rub my ankle to pretend i was in pain.

alright, everyone in the car-

At first glance it's just gay sex Second glance you realize it's gore Third glance you see the huge dildo Fourth glance you realize they're from frozen Fifth glance you're blind

this is what I get for being incredibly nosy

My mom had a VHS tape in her drawer and told me not to watch it..... I got curious and watched it anyway...... The title of it was valentines day........ It's only when I got older I realized why it was titled that...........

Friend told me about hentai at age ten. This mofo...Such a freaking troll. He told me "Hentai" was this fantasy action packed anime series. So I thought there was an anime named "Hentai" looked it up and that's when I discovered porn

it was 2nd grade and i searched up what "sex" meant after school bc there was this box we needed to fill in on our exam paper which looked like this so yeah that was my first time watching that

i ignored every section except the lesbian one. damn that shit was so good that it gave me first sexual awakening. my younger brother was the one who even introduced me to porn lmao. we have the opposite tastes of porn so if he snitches on me, its about to go down

I found a lesbian porn in my brother phone so I asked my mom what's this and my brother gets into trouble cuz of me and later my Homophobic mom starts yelling at him for like an hour I felt bad for him honestly

It ended up not looking like me and more of what I’d want to look like

I’d be a fun easygoing demon who would fuck with humans for shits and giggles

Lmao i didn't what is this < ))√ |