I have never not been in love with you…unless you correct my grammar, then your dead to me bae
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Just randomly reading and y’all throw in that MC is an omega like 3 chapters later?? I’m flabbergasted
He was soooo happy to get pissed on like what??? I’m reading Pitter Patter or whatever it’s called and that mf don’t even wanna drink piss and the whole things about piss tf
I need a Mister… as I say sitting next to my husband of 15 years >.>….
Husband, that's your call to be a mister! Gooooo (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
I diedddd. I’m dead. Got me choking on my own spit over here
I’m out like it has been just blah and now this? I can’t even get no good sex around here. That dick DID NOT just slip in like that. Been waiting around for nothing bro
Cause those are his friends? I’m glad I ain’t got none fr hahaha. But the whole I’m not gonna talk if you don’t wanna listen shit would’ve pissed me the fuck off. This cute ass handsy mf
Had he of done all of the things with some warmness, a smile, and some affection from the beginning at all points in time, he could have avoided whatever is happening right now.
He is better than me. I would’ve lit the fucking couch on fire. You ain’t coming home and I catch you in someone else’s arms? You gonna wish you would’ve just dumped my ass instead of playing
Literally what i was thinking! The bags in my hand would suddenly fly across both their faces! ANDDD HYUK not seeing the problem?!? Ughhhhh wtffff
Right like what was he concerned about???
But this is the type of misunderstanding that I could get behind because like it’s easy to just say that was my fucking brother! Like how you gonna blackmail me with a picture of me and my brother? This is that one hypnosis story! We ain’t been doing nothing.