I just had to pretend I wasn't reading straight fucking porn right next to my friend cs she spent the night, any fucking way, Henry no need to be so nosy, he actually didn't hate it this time, no one cares about you
"when someone knocks you up whether you like it or not" yeah you would know something about that wouldn't you taeju
(I know there was a comma there, but the opportunity to make that joke literally hit me with a brick)
Submissive masochistic top with his respective sadistic power bottom, they're supposed to be enemies working for rival gangs AND they got a kid dumped on them out of fucking nowhere??? Absolute Cinema.
Guys my birthday was Wednesday (April 30th) I'm so joyous and full of whimsy and my age totally isn't the backbone to a fuck ton of songs including one by Cage the Elephant
Guys I'm really feeling the urge to watch gay porn.....like y'all know that one Tarzan animation? Specifically that one. Probably some more, but that's what I'm feeling right this moment. Idk, just wanted to share
This is the first time I actively like one of those fucking monsters, Della you're growing on me and I fucking hate that I hate everything let's all kill ourselves
Guys I know the topic of last chapter, but I don't think Lyle cares you see he was bouncing on it crazy style and straight crying for more
You're like actually bisexual but it's fine we don't have to have that conversation yet you keep enjoying your twink bussy tho