watch husband think that she stayed out of the house to sleep with another man or get mad with the thought of her actually moving on or (extremely rare) rejoice that she might be getting over him and have feelings for the new dude
listen whatever i’m just happy that she took the initiative bc… well, yes! like they both like each other so why the freak not.. i just hope he acts greedy and says me too and isn’t like, “oh this isn’t right bc i’m ur boss miss manager”
watch husband think that she stayed out of the house to sleep with another man or get mad with the thought of her actually moving on or (extremely rare) rejoice that she might be getting over him and have feelings for the new dude