i have all the money in the world baby girl (i don’t) i can buy you everything you want (i can’t) i can give you all the love you need for thousands of lifetimes please just one chance
it was all so wholesome all of a sudden with that bitch coworker next thing you know that homewreckers getting railed like holy fuck
i’m shaking in my boots what’s with this freaky shape shifting magical not-human uncanny guy
i finished this last chapter and was like “omg what a cute little story i love this it’s so fluffy” only to go to the comments and see THE negative nancy of the century good lord
stop finding myself in embarassing situations (i’ve already found myself in three alone)