I love how this is the first straight shit I've read in 10 years
Send link pls if there is
It'd be cute if that was the author
At least they talked about it and he didn't just run away in the middle of the night
It's the dude that wants him fired
I'm so single
WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT USING KETCHUP????
KETCHUP ON EGGS? WHAT ARE YOU!?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU QUESTIONING IT YOU PSYCHO????
KETCHUP ON EGGS IS A CRIME
YOU UNCULTURED IMBECILE TIS NOT
My ovulation is earlier than usual
DONT YOU DARE
FUCK ON THE MONEY. FUCK
ヾ(☆▽☆)Hell yeah
I love how this is the first straight shit I've read in 10 years