70% of the time they're fucking, 30% of the time they're either doing something completely annoying or stupid. idk why I keep reading it (probably cause i am always expecting it to get better even tho it never does. )
this story sounds like a weird ass 3 am mpreg fanfic with deranged dirty talk i cringed like 500 times it's so unserious when ML says all that crap with that dead look on his face xD
the reaction with the mage and mc is sending me XD LMAO