I call it the pickle incident. I was at home, my big sister was introducing me to her boyfriend. I was hungry, so I went in the fridge and grabbed a pickle out the jar and while we were talking I started eating a pickle. My ex then decided to pull me aside with the angriest expression and I thought, oh I must’ve said something wrong. Nope. He was......
I had a first date with my uni classmate. I talked to him about having trust issues cuz my ex cheated on me with one of my friends. The dude then proceeds to say that (officially) he is still dating his gf (didn’t say ex btw), but UNOFFICIALLY already not dating. Then says they still live together (room share with one bed) yuck(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
Oh my god, thanks for a nightmare, i won’t sleep tonight
The guy was so shook when his boss went coo coo (≧∀≦)