
Okay,
Step 1: Dump inconsiderate, dimwitted, fucktard of a "best friend"
Step 2: Learn the meaning of Best Friend since the current example is actually the definition of a mindless, selfish, asshat.
Step 3: Fuck the dick off the sexy and more than willing guy at the bar!
Step 4: We all rejoice with the new and highly improved "plot" changes... because who the hell wants to read another 4 chapters of this shit
Step 5: Yeah, yeah...we all read another 4 chapters of this shit because we get off on the literary pain...*pulls on big kid undies* I'm in it to win it
"I may have time traveled to a world where everyone has already been anally abused."