Marry into the family, the greatest revenge of all! Mwahaha
they're smooching with their hearts and words (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
Big thots with big heads full of thoughts of head.
Honestly thank you for this sentence, I wanna put it in a bio or a tshirt
Author took "healing cock" literally
RIP all the sick ace ppl in this world, I guess
Definitely not dying virgin at least
The amount of mothering that clueless, selfish Soma needs as a partner, HALE NAW. Wataru needs to stop picking difficult guys! Takeichi was dedicated, competent and socially aware, pick him, hello???
Erm... Not everyone is gay though you understand that?
Takeichi's just a friend thou
"Thanks for blowing me, now get out because my real boyfriend is coming over"
God Masamoto sucks. Grow a spine, stop being so indecisive, and stop worrying about losing your precious virginity. He knew what Miki wanted to do the moment he asked to use the shower and he had plenty of time to stop it before it started, but he let it happen because he's an asshole. He's almost thirty, selfish incompetence isn't quirky, it's annoying (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Why do they even bother installing doors in their houses?
no like, when he got home and said that their parents are probably in bed, but 5-10 min later he’s moaning as loud as possible in his room while they’re doing it?? Like, are your walls made of brick or something??? ‘Cause ain’t no way they wouldn’t hear that unless you live in a mansion and their room is on the opposite side of the house
He Tian proposed to himself, accepted, planned the wedding and honeymoon, bought the house, adopted the kids and pets, merged their finances and invested into the retirement funds, and bought their neighboring funeral plots before Little Mo even had a chance to blink
Unpopular opinion and I know by the yaoi laws of first-come-first-served that it'll never happen, but I want the two captains to get together. Boss, sacrifice yourself on the altar of love so that the two awkward hopeless-kuns can uwu into the sunset ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡