Seeing Dan's life withering away and even unconsciously attempting to commit suicide, and all the horse wants to do is whip out his dick.
How about this horse apologizes for literally anything he's done instead of going "uggggggvhhhh ahhhgcccghhh tsk tsk tsk" and *head whip*
I hope that ass is so nice and tight that it whips his other head so hard his dick breaks off and another man comes to his rescue with a pop-it shaped dildo. I'm sure he can handle a $5000 inch by $5000 inch up there every hour on the daily since he seems to love that number so much. Lucky horse!! He can start moaning and groaning in a different context since he also loves doing that so much!










Plot armor does wonders because you're telling me Won can cleanly cut through flesh and bone with sheer power and force when he doesn't have nails for shit, but he can't break out of chains?? FUCK? I'm GENUINELY tweaking reading this. This is the only shit that rage-baits the HELLLLLLLL out of me