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I hate how they have sex so many times that they think they fell in love, like bro, that’s not love, ITS LUST. Like they’ve never went on any dates, hung out, or do anything, just fuck and they think that’s love??

I'm perpetually bitchless but holding hands, but only in a private setting bc I HATE pda,

My existence in itself disturbs the peace of the universe, real edgy n shit

Ohoho?

still not my weirdest

Fish shoes???

Yeahh

Oh my god don't summon them

right in front of all of us and God?

i caught you.

He seems a little pukey, but at least he cleans up after himself ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ 

Make them fall in love with you and then dump them works 99.9%

Yep, I'm living with a hot mess and a bug infestation. never a dull moment though lol