
wait hear me out, mc is lowkey fine oml....

Right???? I think he's the only one who thinks of himself as mob material...
He's good looking... popular (have a good number of friends) and popular2 (let's be real... true mobs don't get that many romantic flags even if they want to!). He is also sociable, likes animals, has a good sense of humour and while not highly fashionable his clothes don't look bad.
He's definitely the cool popular uni student that doesn't know he's popular... xD
hi everyone I just felt like sharing im taking a shit rn
Was it a small or big one..
bigger than my forehead that's what
Chunks or logs..
Both it was spikey too it felt like I was pushing out dildo chucks out my asshole
Did u tear ur asshole
Zora’s a real uke now
i once tore my asshole cuz my shid was too big
Remember to shit regularly guys for healthy living
WHAT IS THIS CONVERSATION
what the fuck. I teared up at this one. Let me never catch u saying ts shi ever again
I'M CONFUSED TOO
Sorry zora seme, i will never speak of this again. Dont spank my poophole.
thats what I thought. Listen to the alpha next time you omega
Ever since I discovered that's a possibility, I always make sure to not poop too strongly
real. i learned from fucking around and finding out
But like, did you stitch it back up or... It healed after some time?
Icl I was so embarrassed and I cried cuz it hurted so I never told anyone (it bled too but not a crazy amount) but it did hurt like a bitch everytime I had to poo (thank the Lord I use bidets cuz that would have been a nasty infection) but yeah it basically healed on its own overtime!
LMAOOO WTFFUCKEN HELL BRO IM DYING
Sorry
Ouch, I blinked my ass thinking of the pain
its okay i think about it some times tho like if i ate somthing that made my tummy hurt like ill have Vietnam war flashbacks hoping i dont relive that horror
God what had this thread become.
A poop ring