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It said to ask your parents or friends and im like All my freinds are broke asses ;-;, but then, next to it was a note that said if your afriad to ask your parents your UN.DER.AGE. My heart stop and I was startled ;u; They guesses right ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~

Me reading a manga: God damn it why isnt these hot boys gay

Me reading this: God Damn it why is there so many gay guys


Brain wdf

I cant even even. Do you know how many times I had to slam my face on my bed to get the gay thoughts away. . the very kinky faces and that seme though! Ikemen-senpai isnt a type of seme I like, since he is a ikemem, but hawt boi dang nuggest he is fucking presious, and then Strong-kun is so FREAKING KAWAIIIII

"Fuck you im a flower maid and u'll never understand" "*laughs* True but im also a secret flower maid so I understand, also im a bitch but not a bitch" "I was abuse until someone who looked like me tenchlly adopted me, now I is her sex shadow but now i want to not be her sex shadow" (I think Sex Shadow-kun might stab Bitch senpai)

im hella confused rn but thats all cool. . . but wait, couldnt Asta like. . wack him withthe sword and kill him? Since it IS a magic used on him.

Honestly threesomes are a no no for me. . but its with the same dude and another dude xD I cant really call it a threesome, its more like a selfsome. . with a another dude xD but it was suppper duppper hawt, and im suupppepr duuuuper happy I've read this :3

Im not a yuri lover, but thus. . this. . I can die a million times for this

Mm. . since everything Im loving is coming out in April, Imma say the next chapter is gonna come out around April-May, this is a guess because im dying inside. . . dying dying dying. . .

This is to the dick haters. If you want better dicks, then shoot go on a draw it for them, but light sabers ruin the mood like you cant tell how the person licks it because its shining and how deep it is. . . Gotta go read me some uncensore good stuff

I'm supperr happy my friend showed this to me. She's kinda a homophobic person and she has completely different tastes from me, so I thought it was gonna be trash. This is far from trash, this is like a fucking unicorn puke a double rainbow and sugar coated it and added glitter. I now have diabetes ლ(´ڡ`ლ)