If I was the real stalker, I would punch myself, LIKE WHAT??
The stalker must be thinking "if I broke in, I would have been in his place" LIKE POOR STALKER
If I met her irl, I would baby her
I guess this is why I'm the mom of the group while being the most chaotic, BUT SHE'S SO CUTE
I already have tears on my eyes
MY MOM'S ASKING ME WHY I'M CRYING HELP
I'm spoiled but I'm not getting princess treatment like this(spoiled but not a brat)
I didn't cry when I was bit by a cat but I cried so bad while reading this
Bro if I have Tako, I'll cook it so fast if it ever did that to me
Like why tf would I hesitate when it did that I know the dad needs tobe portrait as nice but he just looked naive
me too. I'd do a seafood boil with him on it and do a mukbang show
Title:"I saw a strange looking octopus and decided to eat it"
dungeon meshi taught me that tako will probably be hella delicious after being cooked
Help, your name
senshi and laois inspired people
Both hell and Heaven won't accept me at this point
Just wanna say this is one of the funniest comments I’ve seen so far
Then where you going? Take me with you I’m afraid my digital footprint won’t take me anywhere
My mom will beat the sht out of me, you still going?
Nahh then I’m good I’m scared of moms’ beating (grow up in Asian family)
I’ll just go and touch some grass or reconnect with nature somewhere else
GOOD LUCK GIRLY
Same I'm an Asian
take me with u too mom is african!!
nah you take me with you
LMAO i might be the leader now cuz i got the tough type of moms