he can't manipulate, mansplain, manwhore his way out of this one, folks
I can only pray that I'm as gay and irreverent as the old man when I'm that age
IDC about the drama, I'm just here to ogle hot guys and watch a queen chloroform bitches
I think instead of competing to be her dad, her two dads should just date each other (▰˘◡˘▰)
I bet he can cool down more in the desert if he frees his tits again (=・ω・=)
They drew the bathing lizardman so sexy, just for me.
Threatening the system until it says what you want should be a go to in these stories
If he doesn't want those two men I'll take em ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
Time for his pants to tear and show everyone just how big he is (▰˘◡˘▰)
The twinkification was almost worth it for the sheer comedy
