
The only way I can think of that they can get together is by Dan getting a concussion or smthn by being manhandled by JK then him getting amnesia and forgetting that he's a piece of turd lmao! By then this whole thing would become some trashy soap opera but oh well it looks like this is where it's headed anyway ( ̄∇ ̄")

Is Dan sitting by a graveyard?? ╥﹏╥
Anyway, I'm tired of looking at this btchass horse, can we just shift pov now pls "To be ho" means to be a ho ass btch yes that's right you a massive ho, so move along with your broken phone damn haha sorry I'm so upset with these fictional characters lmao! He's making monthly payments too while leaving u the hell alone, what else do u want???

Yo I'll be the first one to say I'm team Dan and JK deserves to eat shit for being a human turd but let's be real here. How you gonna disappear on me before you even finish paying off everything you owe me lmaoooo talk to my lawyer from here on out (oh wait, there was no written contract! Oh well, rich people have ways)
STRESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!