KOMAI SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN CUZ THAT SPOT BETWEEN KUSHIRO'S MOOBIES SHOULDA BEEN MIIINEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
*Transforms into an alpha wolf and rips my shirt off* (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Listen kiddo, im rooting for you but at least fall for someone who didnt play the second parent role in your life since you were so young diabolical aah shenanigans
Girlypop doesnt have any stranger danger warning bells on her but i guess being homeless and living on the streets hungry and dependent on the kindness and whims of passersby is its own hell bUT DAAAAAMN PLEASE AHEKLDMXSJSK THIS IS SO CONFLICTING CUZ HER PROBLEM IS SO REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF AWHOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOGA AWOOGA ZOOEYMAMAAAAAAAAAAA ARF ARFARFARF RICHARD SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN CUZ COURTS MINEAWHOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAGHFERALNOISESCAW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Maybe its not a pegging manual only but also a golden shower ala cart 101 for dummies LMAOOO Cant wait to see Court go pale or go flaming hot cheetos red with the new book (ノ≧∇≦)ノ
I like how bizarre and 'new' the concept is for transmigrator/possession bl but gyatt daaaamn
Lmao it cut but life must be hard as a cold and unlikable duke if your first crush is a sentient sassy doll oOOMF I know daz crazy cuz it sounds crazy when I say it out loud looool
OMYGOOOOD ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY CALM DOWN NOBODY PANIC IM TOTALLY NOT PANICKING Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DRINK MORE WATER !!!!! YALL CAN WATER BOARD EACH OTHER WITH ALL THE PISS IN THE WORLD BUT IT SHOULDNT BE THAT YELLOW
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Knowing the general sanitation practices of the general male being dog-piss (hehe, see what I did there), and seeing that crazy shade of yellow, I know EVERYONE in the office is clocking some STANKY whores out. Their work cubicles are most likely a bio hazard for their co-workers' noses cuz I doubt they be cleaning everything thoroughly as busy office workers with the proclivity of dogs in heat sheifocnsjsis
Court its time to use your man's guard dog duties and have him rabidly bite on the ass fucks who claim to be 'family'. Other than Edvard none of em deserve you, they'll rly just bring your name and weak connections aah self down.