Purring Muffin's Topics (72)

i was thinking the saaaame thing about him being a lion

Hey… don’t be mean.., some people have big feet syndrome

Poor prince Kalid, horse riding must be very cumbersome for him and his syndrome (▰˘◡˘▰)

AGAGAGGAGAHAGGAGAGSGSH HELPPP THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID

And you know what they say about that

There are dicks that large irl though, I think it goes well to his proportion since he got a huge body. It’ll be pretty weird to draw a huge handsome man with a tiny or average dick. Its just my opinion though…

Ok but that looks like its 14 inches long just most 6'5+ men dont have 14 inch long dicks bro wtf u mean its hitting ur solar plexus, terrifying

If people think that dick is proportional to the body, I am worried about people's perception of the real world

yaoi rotted their brains

With a 14 inch dick, it's a miracle he didn't slip into a coma from the lack of blood flowing to the brain

Where did yall get the 14 inches info??? Tf

yk I'd feel bad for Andrew and his potentially dangerous erections but luke has take that shi up the ass everytime

U aint getting it. It goes well of how he was drawn. The proportion of how he was drawn because he was fcking huge. Plus it was all fictional , why are getting worked up over a fictional man’s dick size

Trust me, I get it. I'm a professional artist who regularly draws naked models and those proportion are waaaaay off from reality.

And I get that it's a fantasy and the dicks are usually bigger, but with every BL I read the dicks are getting bigger and bigger, to the point it takes me out of the fantasy because it's so unnatural and the only thing I can think of in the moment is how painful it would be, not to mention that it wouldn't fit because neither a normal rectum or a vagina would be able to fit all of that inside

Andy's dick in the last picture looks like if it was longer than a forearm which is 10+ inches and the comment about the solar plexus (which it wouldn't be able to reach because anatomy, there is a sideways kink at the end of the rectum where it changes into the colon) would 'confirm' it being more than 10 inches.

And I don't want to think about anatomy when I'm reading about horny bois boinking, but with a size like that I am yeeted out of the fantasy in a very unpleasant way

Ch. 35 Page 93 - that thing is almost as big as Luke's thigh. And the head of the dick is as big as a fist. I get that it's a fantasy and it's not supposed to be realistic, but this is so huge that it breaks the fantasy
In the BL Take Off, the ML has a dick that is literally the size of his thigh. That thing ks scary

sorry to butt in, but someone actually did the math of how long his peenar is it’s 11 inches of pure destruction https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2QbjrBD/

Ahahahahahhaha I love this

I feel you so bad I’m so devastated that the old team who used to translate this dropped it cos of the official translations coming out I’ve literally no one to rant about this to I miss the old translations so bad. Was also considering reading the novels but now that you’ve mentioned the bad translations of that as well I’m just feeling extra sad

I don't know if it was the author's poor writing or the novel translation being so garbage, but it felt like reading a fanfic written by a young teenager. When a story is written well, you will often ignore plotholes and just enjoy the ride. The translation made the plotholes even more glaring and now I see them in the manga which makes everything worse.
But the manga is still a better quality read than the novel was. The whole thing is just one big disappointment ┗( T﹏T )┛

We need a support group for our loss fr fr
I’ll bring herbal tea

I'm right there with healthy and unhealthy snacks

Wanna bake cookies and cry together? LOL

Yes ; n ;

*pat pat* well get through this with the power of snacks lol

We’ll*
autocorrect we r having a moment here! Ty

Can we have salty snakies? Like popcorn? ; u ;

Of course of course. We’ll have popcorn and chips and all the snacks. The situation is devastating enough to warrant pulling all the stops xD

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