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i fucking hate the rise of psycho tops in bl, just abandoning any attempt at character building in order to slap on a black flag label is so fucking lazy and annoying and boring. like can u imagine the mc is a fleshed out w an interesting personality and then u just throw in the most textbook fuckass cornball ever. this kind of character is the most deserving to get fucked up the ass fast and hard but no all they do is swing their dick around more than they use a single cell in their brain and yet they act like they moving like albert einstein as if every dumb plot twist they make isn’t just shitty plot armor. i blame codename anastasia and every single russian person on earth no one’s safe

Miya, the devil from our office, and MIA, the angel in his secret account, between them, Maizawa's h...

Everybody talking abt the rape but what abt the fact that his dick is GREEN

Bl with interesting story lines and plots, maybe a good action or sci-fi plot even a good drama would do it for me

22 y/o  male creature (had to put this here bc some mad hos, especially pedos,love to guess my age when i js don't agree with them) 

I love twinks i fucking love them, twink haters y'all suck

Pfp is from little mushroom,go and fucking read it cause it's so peak ong

Shotacon mfs (especially shota oni audience) stay away y'all stink so bad

If ur a weirdo with rape fetish or defend shit like rape ,incest or pedophilia, welcome to my blocklist 

I know you stalked my profile because you're mad mad lmao stay mad pedo cunt

long haired bottom pls... preferably dark haired too

my top 3 favourite tropes have got to be:

rivals/annoyances/frenemies to lovers. cause the one thing i love to see in a budding romance is Banter. biting sarcasm in conversations and silly competitions, and that forms the basis of solid chemistry. its so delicious, i eat it up like a starving animal every time. prime examples of this would be: you get me going, hell and high water, missing pepper case, perfect buddy, don't mix business with pleasure, playtime with hakdo etc.

second one being forbidden lovers/long separations/reunited lovers. they never asked to fall in love but they did. then time and circuumstances snatched them away from another. but fate brings them together again is actually such an excellent gourmet subgenre of romance. its addictive. im not a masochist, but the raw tender aching emotions that hit me like a truck when reading these stories is something that is so very precious to me. i never talk about liking this stuff irl, but classic works of this trope never fail to evoke things in my heart. examples: spring the color of love, reunion, deepest confession, hope you've been well, do you still like me, murderous llewelyn candle lit dinner, etc.

third has obviously got to be mutual obsession/match my freak/theyre both psychos/one of them is a psycho and the other one is okay with that. just a guy and that weirdo he likes. peak. absolute cinema. like theyre both mentally ill and not fit for society but are doing humanity a favour by being together cause nobody else can survive all that 4d mind chess. it drives me crazy in a really good way. examples are: pawn's revenge, checkmate, moritat, red mansion, the beast must die, radio storm, an unsettling scent, etc.

Honorable mention: one of my favourite themes is Zombie apocalypse BLs. And there are fortunately so many good ones out there I'm blessed. I recommend these to literally everyone: Legroom, believe my sign, dead man switch, let's meet alive and also Radio storm.

Just mentioned manhwas here cause if I start with the mangas we'll be here all night.

i need whatever this author was on while making this. how can smth be so camp and yet so peak at the same time