so basically here’s your summary: clark kent and that twink from dune fuck but it’s weird bc clark kent keeps saying “oooohhhhhggh i remember when u were a baby” and dune twinks like “stfu i have wet dreams about u like a real adult” (this is almost verbatim). anyway i finished it.it was ok. i love big bottoms but i wasn’t a fan of the style and everything moved super fast and was poorly paced!
ok so. all straight smut has the same bullshit guy who is fairly average in every aspect of his life. right? we got that already. but this guy has a ghost who is racist and loves sex. hm… ok. art isn’t bad! it’s not accurate in like.. any way! but hey i’m a little invested in the bullshit harem blackmail shit. i don’t know why!
maybe the worst and most asinine thing i’ve read in a while. don’t even bother with this shit. literal trash
it’s super gratuitous. sex every chapter in virtually every scene. I’m all for smut—love it—but really? Initially it seems like the bottom is just very submissive and loves sex by nature, but it’s revealed that he’s been stockholm syndromed into being a dutiful husband. Idk. Just not at all something i’m into.
Ok, as an illinoisan, i’m irritated. First, it says “illinois” vaguely. Sure. Shows this sort of german-like town and then shows a big hill. I’m like, ok. Maybe this is supposed to be southern illinois where the glaciers didn’t hit. Then the mf says chicago???? This is NOT chicago. IMO, it’s gotta be on the north shore somewhere. Lake forest, Waukegan, Glenview. Something like that. Absolutely not Chicago. Author did no research and just eeny meeny miny mo’d this bullshit. I’m irritated. Aside from that, what a weird plot… I knew the big guy (already forgot his name) was a gang-related guy IMMEDIATELY. This dylan dude is a dumbass. They’re both dumbasses. Big dude is batshit crazy. I don’t know. And the title??? Really??? Groan???? Like I get that it’s probably referencing when dylan accidentally made a noise when he was fingering himself… but my god. Could’ve picked anything else. The title was so bad I had to read it.











i opened this up thinking to myself “i hope the art style isn’t ass”…… LMFAAAAOOOOO.. I was a sophomore in high school when this finished and i was in love with the story. I remember liking the art style then… So what happened? The new style is just butt booty ass!!!
Dude the arts always been ass lol plus they dropped this 7 yrs after the side story, obv art aint gonna be the same
“Butt booty ass” got me dying
not sure if i can say that the old art has been ass tho???? i think it was okay, pretty good and pretty consistent.. it's definitely better than uhhh what we have rn
oh i know the fact it still looks bad is insane
to be fair i lacked many functioning brain cells 7 years ago and thought the style was nice