
maybe the worst and most asinine thing i’ve read in a while. don’t even bother with this shit. literal trash

it’s super gratuitous. sex every chapter in virtually every scene. I’m all for smut—love it—but really? Initially it seems like the bottom is just very submissive and loves sex by nature, but it’s revealed that he’s been stockholm syndromed into being a dutiful husband. Idk. Just not at all something i’m into.

Ok, as an illinoisan, i’m irritated. First, it says “illinois” vaguely. Sure. Shows this sort of german-like town and then shows a big hill. I’m like, ok. Maybe this is supposed to be southern illinois where the glaciers didn’t hit. Then the mf says chicago???? This is NOT chicago. IMO, it’s gotta be on the north shore somewhere. Lake forest, Waukegan, Glenview. Something like that. Absolutely not Chicago. Author did no research and just eeny meeny miny mo’d this bullshit. I’m irritated. Aside from that, what a weird plot… I knew the big guy (already forgot his name) was a gang-related guy IMMEDIATELY. This dylan dude is a dumbass. They’re both dumbasses. Big dude is batshit crazy. I don’t know. And the title??? Really??? Groan???? Like I get that it’s probably referencing when dylan accidentally made a noise when he was fingering himself… but my god. Could’ve picked anything else. The title was so bad I had to read it.
ok so. all straight smut has the same bullshit guy who is fairly average in every aspect of his life. right? we got that already. but this guy has a ghost who is racist and loves sex. hm… ok. art isn’t bad! it’s not accurate in like.. any way! but hey i’m a little invested in the bullshit harem blackmail shit. i don’t know why!