ok so. all straight smut has the same bullshit guy who is fairly average in every aspect of his life. right? we got that already. but this guy has a ghost who is racist and loves sex. hm… ok. art isn’t bad! it’s not accurate in like.. any way! but hey i’m a little invested in the bullshit harem blackmail shit. i don’t know why!

maybe the worst and most asinine thing i’ve read in a while. don’t even bother with this shit. literal trash

CatTheCritic created a topic of Samsam-ine House

I will pull out my flintlock rifle, pour the gun powder in, put the ball in….. ramrod it in….. and fire………………at this green-gray bitch right in the face.

CatTheCritic created a topic of Pheromone Baby

Translation is terrible and unreadable at times. I very much understand that this is a ridiculously toxic relationship despite the poor translation. Literally just begging for good omegaverse mpreg. Not some manipulative bullshit

CatTheCritic created a topic of This is Puppy Husband

ok but. get him pregnant. this author makes me mad but i’m an mpreg truther. #buttbabies4lyf.

little awful gremlin child who turned into an awful gremlin teen(?) x just some innocent guy who now has a pussy bc of gremlin guy. don’t even bother. just another weird title by this author

CatTheCritic created a topic of Groan

Ok, as an illinoisan, i’m irritated. First, it says “illinois” vaguely. Sure. Shows this sort of german-like town and then shows a big hill. I’m like, ok. Maybe this is supposed to be southern illinois where the glaciers didn’t hit. Then the mf says chicago???? This is NOT chicago. IMO, it’s gotta be on the north shore somewhere. Lake forest, Waukegan, Glenview. Something like that. Absolutely not Chicago. Author did no research and just eeny meeny miny mo’d this bullshit. I’m irritated. Aside from that, what a weird plot… I knew the big guy (already forgot his name) was a gang-related guy IMMEDIATELY. This dylan dude is a dumbass. They’re both dumbasses. Big dude is batshit crazy. I don’t know. And the title??? Really??? Groan???? Like I get that it’s probably referencing when dylan accidentally made a noise when he was fingering himself… but my god. Could’ve picked anything else. The title was so bad I had to read it.

Huh… Well. It was. It just was. I have no other words

yidam please he clearly does actually like you … and ex boyfriend creepy guy… fuck off or go find someone else to fuck…

this is the most bizarre shit i’ve read in a while. shane is batshit. kane is kinda right behind him. but my god shane you are actually a despicable person

CatTheCritic created a topic of Love Me Better Than

wow that was fast!!! and instantly rewarding!!!

CatTheCritic created a topic of The Night Sun

killing stalking dupe but somehow kind of more painful to read bc there’s someone who actually cares for the MC and wants to better his life. whatever. you got your rapist homo thug black balls over here (WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?)

CatTheCritic created a topic of Jinx

YES, STAND ON BUSINESS DAN!!!! except… u should’ve just kicked jaekyung out of the room and taken your fluids cause you clearly need them. sigh…

why is the tip darker than the rest of the peenar…. that’s not how that works

CatTheCritic created a topic of Showered With Love

i think i may have to strangle mr jung though…. i’ll be so pissed if the author decides MC needs to be assaulted lmfao

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when I'm not sleeping, I'm struggling to read more than one chapter of gay romance — twt: kitakeio

25 12,2024

teehee… it cute!