i was wondering why i had no idea wtf this was when its on my reading list
i saw december for all updates and thought i'd gone fucking senile
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE ASS YEAR LOOOOOL
why even bother
may every passing pigeon and seagull shit on you
may all your farts be sharts
may every packet of noodles you buy be broken
i hope you drive over nails
may your porch be iced over every single day this winter
i hope your wifi moves at a snails pace you absolute waste of air
May their pillow be warm on both sides and covered in drool.
May the stub their toe on every piece of furniture they walk by.
May their hair have a stubborn double cow lick every morning.
May all of their hot chocolate/tea/coffee always get cold before they are able to drink it.
May their new phone chargers always break after one use.
i love this lol
even tho she went 0 to 100 in a split fkn second lol
but like she's smart, she tried and failed to be good, she's cunning, she's realistic, & she's willing to play dirty to get the future she wants. i support.
also like i totally don't think the real one would have faired so well with the father. she did clearly have a dark and devious bitch side but she also probably would have blown it somehow; just like she did by mocking rebecca into snapping & getting her ass unalived
/not me supporting a mass murderer -the usual here tho-/
i meannnnn. tho i am rooting for ml. i. i got mixed feelings? lol. he's better but /by how much?/ if you stop to think about it's he's a bit of a stalker, don't know how much he's interacted with her while in disguise, and he's on the run so proposing is just putting her life in danger??? he's still far more of a quality person compared to the cheater buuuuut...he's also highly questionable lol. i wouldn't hate it if she didn't end up with either
did he go to pick up his lost wife(husband)???