wahhhh this was a coaster of emotions. I enjoyed this. Scared the hell outta me too
guys I’m about to cry I remember like 5 years ago when I was a goofball me and my past crush used to sit near eachother, and since my birthday was coming up I asked him to do the unthinkable.
“Sit on my lap haha!!” I was half joking and half serious. The worst part is, he did it. And not only did he sit on it, he bounced. BOUNCED. Dude, I’m not joking I’m crying while writing this.
I was shocked that he was bouncing. Omfg I was such a perv.
AND it gets worse. I asked him if I could poke a pencilup his ass. NO, not like in “there”. Surprisingly, that bih agreed. I was lowkey satisfied and disgusted. Matter of fact, there were people close by. We sat near the back of the room.
I got my pencil, poked him like 3 times in the ass.
Till I looked next to me. The guy next to us was crying, staring at us. HE WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE SAW EVERYTHING.
Dude the embarrassment I felt for me and my crush. He was finna tell everyone. HE WAS CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME.
Me and my past-crush used to have so many funny ass moments together. Now our friendships made us get distanced.
PrettyMenSupremacy will be lurking if Rainbow City is there.
shaving my toe hair on August 1st Please be here for me.
